Today’s post is all about Cole Haan’s NEW ZEROGRANDS!
First off, looks like they decided to change their regular brown box to a nice, navy blue. Now, let’s crack it open…
Yep, they went all out! They put cardboard in between the shoes and in the shoes. Some like to throw the paper away, but I prefer to use it to help hold the shape of the shoe. Cardboard is needed with these, because they’re so flexible! Let’s try them on!
Ah yes, just as I–WAIT!? WHAT’S HAPPENING!?!…
This feels weird, I feel all tingly…that was weird, anyway…MAN! I wish you could feel these! They’re SO LIGHT! It feels like…like they’re not even there! They make you feel…I dunno…WEIGHTLESS!
Let me sit down.
Well, better seat in my seat, I forgot to sweep last night.
Ahhh, that’s better.
I’m too excited to sit! They’re just too SUPER!
And the Flexibility is RIDICULOUS!
I mean, I could go running in these!
LOOK! I’m Captain Morgan! LoL
I mean, I feel like I’m on the Moon!
I wish you could see the SUPER, yellow insole in these! A perfect punctuation to the super, new “Grand.OS” system that is contained within. They say, “It’s like an Operating System for your feet!?” I’d have to agree with them. iOS8 could learn a thing or two.
The whole freaking shoe weighs 290 GRAMS! They’re definitely the shoe that us men didn’t know we needed!
These are even lighter than my Nike Flyknit Chukkas! Which is absolutely ridiculous plus the large perforated wholes, which pay homage to the original Brogues, make them feel like there’s a built-in AC! These are definitely on the Cutting-EDGE…See what I did there? LoL
Well, there’s not much more I can say. You see them! The shoe speaks for itself! I guess the best way to describe it is…
It feels like I’m walking on air! #JPSKILLZStyleTip